Daniel's Co-owner application.

When the song "Baby" by Justin Bieber was written, a long time ago before swag-fags made us OBEY them, he didn't think that they would SNAPBACK and take over. But since they have, I think it would only be decent to award to me either co (or full) owner of the server. I am capable of attacking Chris with a cattle prod and surviving, and I think that this is important because if teletubbies attack, I'll have a cattle prod to attack Chris with. You're probably wondering who I am? That's none of your business, what the hell is this, an interview? I think so. So Chris, I know you're gonna read this, and if I don't get what I want you are going to die by the hands of an angry teletubby.
The logic in this application is sorely absent, but if you don't give me co owner I will drop a bomb on your face and take some bath salts, then eat it.
P.S- Chris, you still haven't posted an rl pic, get to it before I cattle prod you.
P.P.S- If you don't understand this, don't ask me... because FUCK YOU, that's why!
P.P.P.S- What the fuck does P.S even mean...
P.P.P.P.S- Post Scriptum according to Wikipedia, cool.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm out.
(Jake should ed8 more)

I don't get this. But he'd make a great Co-owner. +1 support.